The cartoon which gives this film its title is as
close as you can get to an insight into its subject. The single-panel features
a cowboy posse staring down at an overturned wheelchair in the desert with the
sheriff uttering the line of dialogue that has been co-opted here as the title
of this John Callahan biography.
It makes you laugh and then feel bad for laughing.
As such it’s a perfect example of the dark, often shocking, humour of John Callahan,
a quadriplegic alcoholic whose rage and bitterness poured out onto the page in
his crudely eloquent work. Sadly none of this comes out in a film which plays
like a Hallmark TV movie about someone bravely overcoming a physical challenge.
This story was a long-cherished project by the
late Robin Williams who was a huge fan of Callahan and had teamed with director
Gus Van Sant to try to get this off the ground in the Nineties. Williams would
surely have brought some of his own mania to the part; instead we have an
insipid performance from Joaquin Phoenix and directing from Van Sant who just
seems grateful to be making the film at all.
Much of the story is told in a non-linear fashion
as we hear Callahan’s story from a series of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. He
became a drunk as a teenager and then, at the age of 21, he was almost
completely paralysed in a car crash. The accident happened after a two-day
bender – Callahan (Joaquin Phoenix) wasn’t driving but his fellow bar-hopper
Dexter (Jack Black) was. Dexter walked away with barely a scratch; Callahan
became a quadriplegic.
The film charts Callahan’s story using the AA
twelve-step programme as a framework. This tends to suck the drama out of the story
and while there are some decent individual moments there is a general failure
to cohere into a sustainable narrative. There are a range of fellow recoverees
but they are cookie cutter characters spouting predictable homilies. His
therapist/girlfriend (Rooney Mara) is particularly risible.
Some of the better scenes involve an almost
unrecognisable Jonah Hill (top right) as his sponsor and one of the few people to challenge
Callahan. Hill is the best thing in the movie but there is a sort of doomed certainty
to the whole thing.
Callahan’s lived experience must have been
dramatic but there is no sense of that here. His epiphany on the road to
sobriety is very low-key and his emergence as a cartoonist seems to be incidental.
It’s visually interesting, as you would expect from a director of Gus Van Sant’s
calibre, but it’s hard to be engaged by it.
Phoenix seems determined to be liked, as Van Sant
seems determined that Callahan be likable, and at times it’s a very indulgent
process. By all account Callahan, who died in 2010 just short of his 50th
birthday, was a difficult man but there is very little sense of that here.
If the film had just a fraction of the emotion and
intensity of Callahan’s work it would be a much more satisfying watch.