Monday 27 June 2016

Disaster movie? More of a movie disaster if I'm honest.



The man who effectively invented the Hollywood disaster movie was a producer called Irwin Allen who had made his name on Sixties television with series like Land of the Giants and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. He struck gold on the big screen with The Poseidon Adventure, followed it up with The Towering Inferno, and launched a whole Seventies movie genre.

In some respects Roland Emmerich is a post-millennium Irwin Allen.  Independence Day in 1996 ushered in a raft of films including The Day After Tomorrow and 2012; all of which are eminently watchable He is the king of the modern-day disaster film and contemporary CGI has allowed him to raise the stakes: Allen had to be content with destroying ships or tower blocks where Emmerich takes out entire ecosystems.

The similarities do not end there because just as Irwin Allen had the spectacularly awful The Swarm, now Emmerich has the equally inept Independence Day: Resurgence.

This is a film which is emblematic of the new Hollywood; every frame screams risk aversion. From the brand recognition of the title to the careful wooing of the newly-lucrative Chinese market, to the pointlessly returning cast – even one you were convinced was dead – this is a calculated exercise in box-ticking.

Shoddy, chaotic effects, a plot which just rips off the first one, and a cast who look like they’ve been chosen by the size of their fee rather than their competence provide a film which says ‘will this do’ from start to finish.

The disappointing thing is that Independence Day is one of those rare movies which might actually have merited a sequel. It seems reasonable to assume that the aliens would not simply retreat to Planet Zog or wherever and not bother us again; there would I imagine be an enthusiasm on their part to bomb us flat. As indeed there is but not, it seems, for 20 years.

The whole timescale is one of many troubling things about this film. Why for instance would they wait 20 years? Also the progress we have made in those 20 years seems improbable. Bearing in mind the state we were in at the end of the first movie we are expected to believe that not only have we rebuilt cities and restored infrastructure, but pirated alien technology has given us cold fusion and enabled us to colonise the moon.

Incidentally, if we have deciphered the secrets of their technology why do we have such problems reading their language? The film is full of ‘if only we knew what they meant’ moments, most of them from Charlotte Gainsbourg delivered with all the passion of a hostage video.

Independence Day: Resurgence is slipshod from start to finish. Will Smith has made some dodgy career decisions lately but ducking this is one of his smarter moves. Ex-president Bill Pullman has gone gaga for some unspecified reason – ‘if only we knew what his dreams meant’ – and Jeff Goldblum is still doing his coolest kid in the class act with Judd Hirsch kvetching away in the background as his dad. It’s all pretty tedious stuff and the testosterone posturing of Liam Hemsworth and Jessie T. Usher doesn’t help.

In the best traditions of creative bankruptcy, the ending sets up a third movie in which we pursue the aliens to the stars, to which my only response has to be ‘let’s not, but say we did’.


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